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Sign in with Facebook Other Sign in options. Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how 'bout your favorite food, what would that be? I'm not putting milk steak! Just put steak, just put regular steak I'm gonna put steak.

Charlie reluctantly tries online dating....

Don't put steak, put milk steak. She'll know what it is. No, she won't know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is.

Okay, alright, what's your favorite hobby? Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets? I'm gonna put snowboarding. Alright, what are some of your likes? Son of a bitch.

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What are you talking about now? You know, funny little green ghouls. What, like in movies? Little green ghouls, buddy!

I'm not, I'm putting travel! What are your dislikes? We'll make the whole thing up, let's get outta here.

Charlie reluctantly tries online dating....

We're not even gonna use you. Bro, you've gotta be kidding. You know what, we'll just make it all up. Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere I'm gonna want the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw. I'll tell you what, let me pop a quick 'H' on the box. This way we'll all know it's full of hornets. Do what you gotta do.

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I need a ride! Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch! What is it that you do again? I'm like a janitor at- um, I'm a Uh, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sorta thing. But I am who I am. Yeah, but let's pretend you're not like who you are and just try to attract a woman. How much cheese have you eaten today? How much cheese is too much cheese? Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

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